threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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