butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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