Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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