I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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