Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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