You really coming over, don't trick.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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