If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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