Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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