After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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