Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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