well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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