Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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