I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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