you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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