I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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