Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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