Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
