I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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