did you get engaged???
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm always down for nudity.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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