Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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