I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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