whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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