Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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