I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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