whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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