Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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