I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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