Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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