Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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