Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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