My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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