Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Randomize
