We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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