I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
