Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
try to milk me bitch
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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