How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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