YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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