Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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