Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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