I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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