I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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