scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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