i permit you to call me
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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