Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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