Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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