He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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