Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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