can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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