AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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