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Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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