Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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