i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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