I hope mine doesn't look like that
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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