So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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