I want to stick my p in your. b.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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